"We Can't Kill Your Mother!" and Other Stories of Intensive Care

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We Can't Kill Your Mother! Chapters below link to pdf files of the book. Chapters #1-13 are in Part 1, #14-23 in Part 2; see Table of Contents for page nos. (Click on book cover if you want to order a printed copy.)

1. Rounds

A morning on rounds in the ICU. Meet some of the patients and young doctors.

2. Overdose

A young woman is determined to kill herself - why?

3. Call NASA!

Can the National Aeronautics & Space Administration help these patients?

4. A Strange Pneumonia

It was very unusual at the time - which is why this case stumped the doctors

5. Asthma in the Last Trimester

A young women with severe asthma -- and about to give birth!

6. "We Can't Kill Your Mother!"

Is that what her daughters wanted the doctors to do?

7. The Yellow Man

You might not want to drink again after reading this story.

8. Adult respiratory distress

Near total failure of the lungs -- a true case for intensive care.

9. Too Much Sugar, Too Little History

So who discovered insulin -- and when?

10. Crusade

Two profiles of inveterate smokers.

11. "Just give me a cigarette!"

Some people -- like this patient -- will smoke no matter what.

12. Pickwickian

Obesity, daytime sleepiness and under ventilation - a deadly combination.

13. Coma

The stuff of tabloids -- but a true story.

14. Cocaine Wins

And the patient loses.

15. Crisis and Lysis

Pulmonary embolism - how to diagnose and treat?

16. Extraordinary Care

The story of one man's devotion to his ventilator-dependent wife.

17. Thyroid Storm

A woman's thyoid gland runs amok.

18. As High as a Giraffe's

Hint: The giraffe has a very high blood pressure - that's how blood gets to its brain.

19. The Red Baron

The Red Baron was a teller of tall tales - aka lies.

20. "Mommy, why don't you hug me?"

Because Mommy's got a very severe problem with her nervous system.

21. The Wild Man

Some overdoses can make you act crazy.

22. 'Lou Gehrig' Strikes Again

A moral and ethical dilemma if ever there was one. You may not like the ending.

23. "Shock Him!"

A lucky patient is brought back from certain death.



Who is this book for? In the early 1980s I wrote a story about an extremely ill patient cared for in our medical intensive care unit (MICU) at Mt. Sinai Hospital. Called “A Case For Intensive Care,” the story was for a general audience and appeared in a local college literary magazine. Until then all my published writing had been for doctors only, and I wanted to explain a complicated medical case in a way that anyone could understand.

In the ensuing years I wrote many other patient-centered stories, intended for a general audience; all the published stories, plus several as yet unpublished ones, are included in this book. Writing stories is an enjoyable diversion from medical papers and textbooks, with their dry, leaden prose. The stories allow a latitude of style and expression not possible in scientific prose.

So this book is for the general reader -- no special background or medical expertise necessary. In fact the only ‘requirement’ is an interest in humanity. Illness and medicine are universal and everyone has some familiarity with hospitals, if only from the position of consumer. Most people have, at some point, either been hospitalized or visited a family member in the hospital. These stories take you inside the medical intensive care unit, a major part of every acute care hospital. That’s the setting, but the subject is people and their serious (and sometimes strange) afflictions.

Who are the patients? The stories are based on real patients cared for in the medical intensive care unit of Mt. Sinai Hospital, at one time a major Cleveland teaching hospital. For many years our hospital had the best statistics in the region for ICU mortality. Sadly, the hospital closed its doors in February 2000, a victim of changing demographics and other factors. However, all these stories were written when the hospital was thriving, and thus frequent use is made of the present tense. To preserve patient anonymity all names have been changed as well as some of the descriptive details.

The first chapter gives an overview of intensive care rounds and how the MICU operates. Succeeding chapters are devoted to one or two patients and the challenges they present. Like Harold Switek, too ill to leave MICU, too psychotic to stay. And Willie the Yellow Man, whose love affair with alcohol exceeded anything you’ve ever seen. You’ll meet a young socialite hospitalized with rapid onset of total paralysis and wonder -- as we did -- will she ever hug her kids again? And another woman about to have her baby during a terrifying asthma attack. Then there’s the young accountant who slept in a coma -- for six months! Another story relates the strange saga of a man who claimed to be coughing up blood, only that wasn’t his real problem.

As in most hospitals today, in Mt. Sinai the medical ICU was separate from the surgical intensive care unit, the latter staffed for post-operative patients and trauma victims. MICU is also separate from the coronary care unit, where patients are sent with heart attack and other cardiac emergencies. Whatever the physical arrangement, every sizable hospital handles the same problems and encounters the same ethical dilemmas as presented by our patients. Like elderly, senile Mr. Zigson, who is trying to die a natural death. Only problem: he has no family. Should the doctors leave him alone or ‘do everything’? And the nursing home patient who is the subject of the title story; she is awake and alert, but can only live connected to a breathing machine. Her daughter demands that the ventilator be disconnected so “mother can die.” Can doctors honor such a request? Can they ignore it?

Should a physician write about his or her patients? Emphatically, yes, if he or she is so inclined, and provided that privacy is maintained. I am not the first, and will certainly not be the last, medical professional to write about his or her patients. In a literary sense doctors and nurses are privileged; what we see in our daily jobs is more than enough to fill many interesting books. We just have to find the time and inclination to tell others about what we do, and to make the work seem as interesting in print as it is in real life.

Lawrence Martin, MD, Cleveland, Ohio

("We Can't Kill..." was originally published in 2001. The full, unabridged version placed on-line June, 2011)