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Psychics reveal 'where the golf balls go'
Every golfer has had this experience. You see your ball enter an area of light rough, just off
the fairway or the green. The landing area is well circumscribed, perhaps no more than 20 yds. x
20 yds. (400 sq. yds.). The ball is clearly not out of bounds, there is no dense shrubbery, and if
you could just find the thing you know it would be playable. The ball should be visible even
without standing right on top of it. Yet you and your partner(s) search in vain. The allowed 5
minutes pass, people behind you are posturing impatiently, and so you are forced to take a
penalty drop (or re-hit from the original position). You can't help asking, rhetorically: 'How can
this be -- I know just where the ball landed?'
Indeed, just where do these balls go? How do they just disappear
off the face of the earth? Popular theories include:
- A golfer in the group ahead, or from an adjacent fairway, picked it up
(but such golfer is not usually seen, just supposed)
- If in a match, your opponent -- pretending to look for it --
picked it up or squished it into
the ground (highly unlikely, unless the game is for lots of moola)
- A gopher/badger/squirrel thought it was a big white nut and carried it away
- The ball is snugly hidden under the single blade of grass you and your partners
- The earth has 'pores' that open up for errant shots, swallow the ball,
then close again.
None of these answers is really satisfactory,
so Avant Garde Golfer decided to ask three
psychics. We posed the golfer's conundrum,
then asked "Where do you think the ball(s) go?"
One of the three psychics actually plays golf,
and he admitted as to how his balls are always on
the fairway, but he has helped partners search for lost balls.
The other two psychics don't play
golf, but nonetheless felt comfortable with the question.
Below are their advertised names, along
with what they revealed to The Avant Garde Golfer.
Melba Lahore, aka Madam Lahore (non golfer)
"This problem likely happens mainly to Saggitarius and Pisces golfers. Those are the signs
of people prone to 'losing valuable things'. For them the ball truly does blend into the
landscape, possibly taking on the green color of grass as camoflouge. The ball is there but it
doesn't want to be found, and won't be. The problem is the golfer, and why he/she cannot
hold onto valuable objects. Such people often lose spouses, jobs, umbrellas and the like."
Mischa Maxmillion, aka MischaMax (non golfer)
"The earth in fact does have pores, and items like keys, coins and golf balls are swallowed up
quite often. It is a response to invasion - invasion of nature by manmade objects that don't
belong. Earth's solution is to gobble them up, and once lost the golfer doesn't have a chance
of ever finding the ball again. Earth is Gaia, and Gaia has feelings. If the golfer comes to me
first, before playing, I can assuage Gaia, and perhaps prevent this from happening. It depends
on the golfer's karma. Tell the golfer to come, I will see what is possible. Gaia is fickle."
John Souza, aka 'Souza' (golfer, but wouldn't reveal his handicap; also spoke in broken English,
with Eastern European accent)
"It zeems zee ball has missed zee fairway or green, no? This duz not appen to me, but my
playing partners, yes. I always find zee ball for them. You just have to know vere to look.
They always look 15-20 feet away from ball. I go to ball, it is hidden, but I find it. Ball does
not vant to be found, but I find it."
Souza was asked if his skill as professional psychic played a role in finding 'lost' golf balls.
Again, his words verbatim.
"But ov course. I see zee ball even before arriving to where it be. For me, ball has radiant
energy. Energy vich I sense, announces to me, 'Come, I am over here.'"
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Golfers Beware: The Robots are Coming
It happened in chess, but golf? A machine beating a top caliber
player on a regulation 18 hole
golf course? No way, you say. Well, that's what they said about
chess, until IBM's Deep Blue
computer beat world champion Garry Kasparov, May 1997.
But wait a minute -- chess is all
mental. Golf is mental and physical.
How can a machine beat a real human at this complex game?
Think for a moment. The object in golf is to engineer a 1.68 inch diameter ball from the teeing
area through a distance ranging from 100 to 500+ yards, and eventually into a 4.75 inch diameter
cup. That cup is always embedded in a smooth carpet of grass - the 'green'. True, to get to the
green you have to maneuver your ball so that it avoids hazards like trees, water, viciously high
grass and pernicious bunkers of sand. The simplest way -- from an engineering standpoint -- is to
simply hurl the ball from the teeing area to the green -- air mail, as it were. This is the route
attempted in par 3 holes, of course, but it is not practical on longer holes, because most humans
can't hit a ball in the air more than 250 yards.
But since we're talking machines, that shouldn't be a problem. For example, using a small
cannon with a computerized guidance system, one could easily program the exact position of
every green on the golf course (latitude, longitude and altitude). A golf ball shot out of such a
cannon could be expected to hit the green every time, and come in at any trajectory desired.
Logistically this feat is far easier than, say, sending a much heavier ballistic missile hundreds of
miles to an enemy target.
Hipplewhite Dixon, creator of the first 'Man vs. Robot' golf tournament, realized this 'cannon
potential.' In setting up contest rules for machines, he eliminated any means of propulsion not
involving a swinging club. Otherwise, he told Avante Garde Golfer, "you would have elephants
competing against apples, or some such ridiculous metaphor."
Dixon, 45, is president of the Robotics Trade Organization, a group that represents the 50 or so
robotics manufacturers in the U.S. He is also an avid golfer, and believes a robot vs. pro golfer
tournament will give high profile to his industry, that it will create demands for robots to do all
sorts of skilled chores (playing catch with the kids?). RTO put up the money for the tournament
and sent out invitations for a "robot golfer to compete with a human player." (Dixon serves at
the behest of all the manufacturers, and says he has their full support in this venture). Single-handedly, Dixon formulated rules for any golf robot that wishes to compete:
- The golf robot must utilize club heads that conform to USGA specifications; each head must
be attached to a shaft, no longer than shafts currently in use (for the driver, 48 inches). The
shaft must be swung through an arc so the head hits the golf ball, just like in a regular golf
swing, at no greater speed than 120 mph (the fastest swing on the tour).
- The golf ball must be regulation in all aspects. It may be marked with ink or other marking
material to allow the robot to find and identify the ball.
- A human caddy may accompany the robot, but may not physically assist in moving the robot
from one ball position to another, or in setting up the robot to swing at the ball.
- The human caddy may replace robot parts or do other troubleshooting if such repair doesn't
delay the game more than 30 minutes per nine holes. Any delay beyond the 30 minute repair
period per nine holes will cause forfeiture of the game.
- If the ball is unplayable or irretrievable by the robot, the human caddy may take a drop in
accordance with USGA rules, and then the machine may swing at the ball.
- The robot may be no higher than 6'3", no wider than 3 ft, and no heavier than 300 lbs.
The last rule is interesting: you don't want to compete against a machine so gargantuan that it
might tear up the turf. Even so, any machine reaching the outside dimensions will still leave its
imprint (tire tracks, footprints, whatever) on fragile greens.
Apart from designing a robot to hit a golf ball from an infinite variety of lies, the next biggest
obstacle, according to Dixon, was marking the golf ball so the robot could find it. A robot (or
human) is apt to encounter several balls in the vicinity of the right one, and the rules of golf call
for stiff penalty if you play the wrong ball. All robot manufacturers adopted a sophisticated
design consisting of an endless spiral, a pattern unlikely to be found on any other golf ball. The
robot first tracks the ball's trajectory, plots coordinates for where it hits the ground and the
expected resting place (based on trajectory, ground conditions, and rate of spin), and then
approaches that area. Once in the area its two video cameras rapidly scan the ground for the
spiral pattern; anything more than a 2 square mm of ball surface allows for easy identification.
The caddy may assist in the search, and call the robot to the ball when found. (Of course if the
ball is in the water a drop will be taken.)
That robot golf machines even exist may surprise most golfers. But in fact at least four
companies were working on such a machine when Dixon had his brainstorm. Dixon contacted
them and was pleased to learn of their interest in his proposal. He also notified all RTO
members, and posted weekly notices in Golf World and three robotics trade journals, hoping to
entice non RTO groups or individuals to take up the challenge.
Dixon's goals were clear enough, but why would anyone even design a golf robot in the first
place? Does anyone realistically think we'll see robot vs. human tournaments on the regular
tour? At Dixon's suggestion we contacted Robots by Design, a company in Louisville, and
spoke with RD's lead engineer, David K. Markus. Markus, age 40, is something of a
spokesperson for the movement, and has written several papers on various design aspects. He
plays the game but not well (he says), claiming the age old complaint of "not enough time." In a
phone interview Markus said their golf machine grew out of a need for robots to wield tools like
shovels, axes, and hammers. He foresees a huge market for robot laborers, inexpensive models
that can do what men do tirelessly, and without layoffs, food or water.
About two years ago one of RD's other engineers realized that some simple tweaking of a
robot shoveler could also lead to a modified golf swing, and he took a crude model on the golf
course (how he got it past the club pro is another story). He handed the machine a 6 iron
(actually, he affixed the club to the robot's multi-faceted arm using an ordinary vice), and placed
the ball so the club, once 'swung', would meet it square. With a program to 'swing the iron',
Markus says, the machine hit the golf ball 170 yards. Straight.
Golf club/ball manufacturers have been employing swinging machines for decades, to test
clubs and balls. The difference is that the old machines are stationary, essentially simple levers,
and the ball they hit is always in the same place. A true golf robot is not stationary, but goes
where the ball is, and hits from any lie. Just like a human.
After this first success the RD engineer went back to the lab to see if he could program
partial swings, including the putting stroke. It turned out not all that difficult. After two years of
tinkering he was able to develop an all purpose club face that could do just about anything.
When the tournament's rules were announced, however, the machine was tweaked to accept
USGA-approved club faces.
The biggest problem with RD's golf robot has been setting up to the ball. Humans are much
more adept, able to position themselves over the ball and make adjustments with infinite finesse.
Machines can't do this without some extraordinary programming, requiring visualizing the ball
via video cam, aligning coordinates, and determining the bottom of the arc for the each swing.
This took a long time to work out. When the work was completed, Markus says, they realized
they had a robot golfer. It was given the name Robogolfer (not very original, but descriptive).
How good is Robogolfer? When first tested on a course (playing from the back tees, par 72,
slope rating 128), Robogolfer scored 108. Not bad for a robot, but hardly a score to win
tournaments. The problem was mainly on the greens. While Robogolf could send a ball 250
yards effortlessly, its putting left something to be desired. The machine kept over putting, and on
that first game Robogolfer scored 52 putts (no gimmees).
The putting problem has been fixed, and now RD won't say how low a score Robogolf has
achieved; the company is saving that information in anticipation of Dixon's tournament. Also of
note, Robogolf is not for sale, but if put on the market today, estimates Markus, the price tag
would be upwards of $250,000. And that doesn't include the programming skills needed to
What's the next step? Later this month, there will be an 18 hole shoot out among the four
robot entries. The winning machine will then play 54 holes against a yet to be specified PGA
professional. We will profile these events in future issues of Avante Garde Golfer.
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First extra terrestrial golf course - on the moon
The Basic Facts:
- Moon golf dome to be constructed 2023; dome will cover approximately 25 acres.
Lighting and atmosphere will be artificial. Estimated round-the-clock temperature:
- Synthetic moon-turf will be used for fairways and greens. Rough is
moon landscape and rocks. There will be no trees or water hazards on course.
Bunkers (14) will be scooped out moonscape.
- Type of course: 9 hole, par 3, length 1560 yards.
Longest hole 170 yards, shortest 95 yards.
- Clubs and ball are specially made for moon use;
each player will be provided 5 clubs (Sand wedge, 9
iron, 7 iron, 5 iron, and putter). Each club is 2.5 times normal weight. The
ball is regulation size, also 2.5 times normal weight. As a result, distances for
each club should approximate earth distances.
- Players must use specialized pull cart and the cart must be within 10 feet of player
at all times. Each player will wear a special bracelet with radiofrequency link to the
pull cart; any separation more than 10 feet will trigger an alarm.
(The cart can be taken onto the greens.) Attached to each pull cart
is an oxygen tank and face mask, to be used in event of a dome
decompression leak. Also attached is a single-button base phone link that when pressed
signals the exact location of the golfer. An emergency moon crew can come to the aid
of any golfer in less than one minute; the same moon crew can locate and fix any
small dome leak in less than 5 minutes.
- Cost to construct: 9 million Euros (estimated).
- Justification for having golf dome on moon. It will be a
major recreational outlet for Moon Base One crew.
(Approximately 125 people are posted to the base at any one time).
Also, 5 acres under the dome will be used for experimental grass growing
and gardening. Hole #9 will be cultivated earth grass.
- Who may play: anyone posted to Moon Base One.
Approximate number of crew who anticipate playing golf at least once
in a six-month rotation: 90%. Anticipated average
number of rounds per person per 6 month rotation: 25
(some will play none, some will play more than 50).
- Cost to play: free to anyone on the moon, including guests of Moon Base One.
The course will always be open (there is no 'night' or 'day'),
and accessible via walkway from Moon Base One. However, due to
several factors (especially the artificial atmosphere, and secondarily the pace of play),
no more than 25 people may occupy the course at any one time. If there are 25
people in the dome, some will have to exit before new players can tee off.
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Central Park Golfers Arrested
The Basic Facts
Two young men arrested in New York City's Central Park
on April 1, 2020, charged with endangering others by hitting golf balls in the park
They were playing a new pick up sport, 'Central Park Golf'
Trial Scheduled for September 21, 2020
On April 1, 2020 Hubert Gonzalez, 21, and Mitchell Reese, 19, were arrested in
for "reckless endangerment of pedestrians and motorists."
The arrests took place at the north end
of the reservoir, near the 97th street entrance. According to the NYPD complaint, the
endangerment began at Central Park South (59th St.) just
across from the Ritz Carlton Hotel.
The complaint alleges they "recklessly hit golf balls without regard for their potential harm, in
several cases coming within yards of unaware pedestrians and moving vehicles."
While no one
was actually hurt, the two were handcuffed and led away to the 105th street station.
There they were released on recognizance bonds. Trial is scheduled for September 21.
The case has generated a lot of publicity, and for several reasons. First, in the
160 year history of
Central Park, no one (apparently) has ever been cited or arrested for hitting a golf ball there.
Considering the range of human conduct in the park for which citations have been issued (from
fornication to distilling spirits to practicing witchcraft), this fact is surprising.
Is it that no one
has hit golf balls in the park before, or that no one has been caught doing it?
Second, lawyers for the pair argued in a
court brief that hitting a golf ball is no different than
hitting a soft ball or throwing a frisbee
(both activities prevalent in the park), and that since no
one was actually hurt by Gonzalez and Reese,
it is absurd to arrest people for the act. At most,
they argued, a warning should have been issued.
In a counter brief, prosecutors argued that the
distances reached by other types of air borne
objects are a fraction of the golf ball's range, that
other sports are played on defined playing
fields and/or that non-participants are aware they are in
the vicinity of a playing area.
Not so the golf ball, which can travel up to 250 yards, with an
entirely unpredictable trajectory.
Furthermore, the ball is smaller and considerably harder than
any other legally hurled object in the park.
But the most intriguing aspect of this case is just what the two men were doing on
April 12: playing a sort of pick up golf game, and not for the first time.
Called Central Park Golf, it is literally a contest to see who can traverse the
2.5 mile length of the park with the fewest shots,
using a pitching wedge.
The game appears to have been played sporadically over the years, and for
unclear reasons has never caught NYPD's attention.
Presumably there have been no injuries.
But a pitching wedge?
The typical distance an average golfer can hit with this club is about 100
yards, not 250, and anyone with a decent handicap can certainly direct the ball
to a (mostly) predictable landing area. From that point,
however, where the ball goes -- its roll -- is generally
unpredictable in a landscape as diverse as Central Park, where streets and bike
paths intertwine with dense rough and trees.
The record low number of shots (using a pitching wedge) is 52 over the 2.5 miles.
Area newspapers have had a golfers' field day with the story,
as one can see just from the imaginative headlines:
New York Post:
No Mulligan for Central Park Golfers
New York Daily News:
Arrested Golfers 'Out of Bounds'
Newsday (Long Island):
Bogey for CP Golfers!
Since the park ends at 110th street,
the ball after the last shot has to end up within 5 club
lengths of a designated tree just below the street's south curb.
If the ball goes into 110th street,
one penalty stroke is taken and that golfer's
score is then tallied. The rules also stipulate:
- maximum use of five golf balls (lose all five and the match is forfeit)
- no more than five minutes looking for a golf ball;
if it is not found one penalty shot is assessed and a drop
taken where the ball was presumed lost
- one penalty shot for unplayable lie (e.g., against tree, in a gutter);
a drop can be taken within five club lengths.
Some participants in the
sport have given press interviews (under assumed names). According to "Iron Mike",
"the hardest part is hitting to where there are no people, and not a lot of trees.
Some times you can only go 25 or 50 yards, and then out of your
way, so your next shot is clear for a fuller swing." Understandably in a busy
public area, timing is crucial. "To do this right," he says, "you really should
start at the crack of dawn, before the bike riders and soft ball players and
casual walkers take over. Then, if you're lucky, you won't run into many
people. But you still have all the trees to contend with. Sometimes you can go
over the trees, but usually we have to go around them," says Mike, adding
"Hey, it's sure better than
(a commercial west side driving range, overlooking the Hudson river).
This is more like real golf, and where you going to do that in Manhattan?"
[Editors' note: see
Barge Golf on the Hudson for an answer.]
If there were no obstacles, an average golfer should be able to span a
2.5 mile course in 45 shots with a pitching wedge (at 100 yards per shot).
Central Park, though,
has plenty of obstacles. "John Q." says the best players usually get to the
reservoir (at 85th St.) in 40-45 strokes, then meet
their biggest manmade obstacle: the reservoir itself.
"It is too large to carry with a pitching wedge, so
players must hit their ball along the narrow bridle path
on the west side of the reservoir. Here
they are apt to encounter joggers,
horse back riders, or just people out for a stroll. Once past the
are more trees
until they reach an open area with softball diamonds.
From there only 2 or 3 more well-placed shots are needed to
get to 110th street." (Joggers
around the reservoir alerted police to
Gonzalez and Reese; the pair was nabbed in the early morning
as they crossed 97th street.)
Now that the public is alerted to this menace, look for golfers to avoid the park
- at least for now. If convicted, maximum penalty for
Gonzalez and Reese is 6 months in jail,
although first time offenders of park rules
usually get off with a fine and community service.
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Noise on the golf course - how big a problem?
Avant Garde Golfer prides itself on finding interesting golf-related features
for our readers - certainly not the "Cure Your Slice!" or "How I
Won [XYZ] Tournament" cliche articles prevalent in most golf publications.
So it is with some pride that we found an interesting review
of golf course noise in a most unlikely place -- a lawsuit. Eagle
Ray Golf Course vs. SM Golf Architects was filed in
Indiana State Court in 2015, and a year later was settled out of court.
However, before settlement lawyers for SM Golf Architects filed a legal
brief outlining the claim
and their defense. Since this is a public document we are free to quote it.
Like all good legal briefs, it is written in clear language for a judge,
on the assumption the judge knows little or nothing about the subject;
in this case, we do not know if Judge McPherson is a golfer.
Eagle Ray Golf Course vs. SM Golf Architects
Brief filed on behalf of Stuart Mozden Golf Architects
Indiana State Court, Indianapolis, May 3, 2015
Presiding: Honorable Howard T. McPherson, Judge
On December 24, 2014 Eagle Ray Golf Course
(hereinafter ERGC) and its corporate parent,
Eagle Ray Industries, filed a lawsuit against our client,
Stuart Mozden Golf Architects
(hereinafter SMGA), alleging certain contractural breaches in the
design of Eagle Ray Golf
Course, Indianapolis, Indiana. The lawsuit alleges that
SMGC did not account for excessive
noise from freeway traffic (I-70) that runs parallel to
4 holes of the course (#s 12-15),
and which, it is alleged, affects play thereon.
The suit alleges that "SMGC ignored a major noise problem from the adjacent
interstate highway (I-70), which their design could have
accounted for in several ways. This design flaw has led to
significant loss of revenue because of patrons' desire
to avoid these golf holes and, as a result, to seek other venues for playing
golf." The ERGC lawsuit further asks for
$300,000 as the cost to insulate these holes from freeway
noise, and also unspecified damages for lost revenue.
We take issue with the extant claims of ERGC. The lawsuit is without merit
and we ask for summary judgment and dismissal of the lawsuit.
1) At all times, and in all manner, the plans, design and location of the
golf holes were known to ERGC management. ERGC operating manager Phillip Wilson
signed off on the plans at three stages of development:
August 4, 2011, February 7, 2012 and September 24, 2012.
At each of these three stages the route location adjacent to fairways
12 through 15 was shown clearly on the plans.
[Editor's Note; The legal brief to this point
provides a nice summary for the judge, and an accompanying map shows
location of the holes in question. Now the brief gets really interesting.]
2) Traffic and other noises are common on many golf courses,
and are not at all unique to ERGC.
According to testimony that will be offered by our experts:
- an estimated 5% of the nation's golf courses abut
an interstate highway, other expressway or major national highway. Names
of these courses will be presented at trial.
- another 19% of the nation's golf courses abut a major metropolitan
throughfare other than an interstate highway, expressway or national highway.
Names of these courses will be presented at trial.
- another 3% of the nation's golf courses are adjacent to (within 1000 yards)
of a commercial airport that has more than 50 takeoffs and landings a day.
At least 7 U.S. golf courses have 'airport' in their name,
indicating proximity to same. Names of these courses will be presented at trial.
- 2% of the nation's golf courses (in addition to the ones noted above)
are adjacent to other significant noise generating sites, including:
power plants, amusement parks, factories, and
sawmills. Names of these courses will be offered in court.
3) There are many other sources of golf course noise,
including: golf course maintenance equipment that frequently
is used while golfers are on the course; cell phones and beepers that are
ubiquitous on many golf courses, including unwanted
conversation within earshot of other players; noise from homes that line
the fairway (car alarms, lawnmowers, radios, stereos, etc.).
4) In professional tournaments there is significant background noise from:
patrons; the blimp that travels back and forth over the course for
television transmission; the same noise sources mentioned above.
5) Noise on golf courses located in metropolitan areas is pervasive. It results
from the fact that such courses occupy a large area (ERGC, including club house and
parking, is 220 acres), are open to the sky, and obviously cannot be insulated
from roads, highways, airports, and trains. A lawsuit filed because of
mere proximity to an intestate highway cannot have legal merit.
6) Furthermore, claimant has provided no evidence of lost revenue from
having four holes adjacent to the interstate highway. Claimant has also
provided no decibel measurements of the noise levels on these holes, or evidence
of how ambient noise might or might not affect play.
7) There is no evidence that SMGA has shown negligence
in their design of these four holes, or in the overall design of the course.
We therefore ask for summary judgment, dismissal of the lawsuit.
Belkin, Belkin & Fried,
Attorneys at Law
* * *
Avant Garde Golfer (actually two lucky editors) traveled to
Indianapolis to play the course in question. It is an upscale
daily fee course ($90 per round, including cart),
whose entrance is a short 2 mile drive from the
interstate interchange on I-70, about 12 miles east of downtown Indianpolis.
As the crow files the clubhouse is only about 3/4 mile from the highway.
You can actually hear the expressway from the clubhouse but it is faint and
not intrusive. As you approach the expressway on holes 9 and 10 the sound
level increases, but still more as background noise than anything overwhelming.
We noticed that on the green of hole #11 the sound increases markedly; it
becomes really loud on the tee of #12.
The tee boxes of #12 (there are four) are only about 50 yards
from the chainlink fence guarding the expressway, which is
left of the holes in question. The actual traffic is perhaps another 25 yards
beyond the fence, or about 75 short yards from the tee boxes.
This is close, and the noise from trucks and automobiles is continuous (I-70 runs
from Columbus, Ohio, and is a major east-west route).
There is foliage obscuring much of the view, but through the leaves one can
certainly see vehicles whizzing by.
Interestingly, the fairway angles slightly away from the highway,
so that you would have to really hook your tee shot to hit a passing car or truck
(another lawsuit?). This design suggests SMGA was
certainly aware of that possibility, and situated the fairways
to minimize balls hitting the highway. We noticed that the highway
is slightly higher than the four fairways and runs uphill from hole 12
to hole 15. These two factors (lack of earth barrier and uphill grade)
greatly accentuate the noise. Cars and trucks accelerate along this stretch.
Truck acceleration, even on a shallow grade, increases the noise considerably.
Without doubt we found the noise intrusive on hole #12, from tee to green.
Holes 13, 14, and 15 similarly abut the expressway, with the tee boxes
being closest, and the greens situated further away. Only on #16 does the course
turn to lead you away from the highway noise. Sound diminishes as you travel
the 17th fairway, a long par 5 that runs perpendicular to the highway. On #18,
a par 4 which leads back to the club house, sound returns to a faint roar we
first heard on arriving.
We have to admit that the experience of nos. 12-15 would
probably dissuade us from returning anytime soon, assuming
we lived in the area. (And no, we will not use interstate noise
as another excuse for our less than stellar play;
we have plenty of excuses already. Besides one of us parred 3 of the four
holes in question.) The fact is, there are numerous other courses on the
east side of Indianapolis, and only a substantial drop in price at Eagle Ray
would likely lure patrons there over these other venues.
The manager on site during our visit, Mr. Ogden Moss,
told us the solution is at hand. The course is set to build a
large concrete sound barrier fence like the ones
built to shield suburban homeowners who live along interstates.
The fence will be 12 feet high and, to provide esthetic relief,
lined with about 200 trees and bushes; these will hide the fence
as much as possible ("otherwise that section [against the highway] would look
like a prison," he says). The cost of the fence and trees will come to
$300,000, the amount asked for in the lawsuit.
Makes sense to us (the plan that is; we don't know about the lawsuit).
The real issue is, why didn't SMGA build a sound barrier into their plans?
The course seems well designed, and did not appear to flout any elements of
good golf architecture. Here we drew a blank. Mr. Moss was not
involved in the design process, and we understand Mr. Philip Wilson
is no longer with the company. Under terms of the settlement reached last year,
the parties involved cannot discuss the resolution or the
amount presumably paid by SMGC. Mr. Mozden's office declined to return our
Mr. Moss indicated construction would take about 2 months,
and in fact should be completed as you read this.
But the larger issue remains: How bad is golf course noise nationwide?
National Golf Foundation,
the golf industry's trade group that surveys golfers for business trends,
has belatedly included questions about golf noise in their
survey questionnaires. According to as yet unpublished data at NGF, 17% of golfers
surveyed found their home golf course (or the one they most often played)
"very noisy" on at least 2 holes. "Another 15% found the course "somewhat noisy" on
at least 2 holes. Mostly this is because of the course's location --
adjacent to streets, a highway, airport or airport approach route. In
some cases the source is a factory or power plant.
Another 30% of those surveyed complained about random noise on the course,
including: cell phone conversation; course maintenance machines
perversely employed while golfers are playing; car alarms;
and blaring televisions and music systems from fairway homes.
Particularly in western states, it seems fairway homeowners
like to 'entertain' golfers with music way too loud for a golf course.
Why has nothing about golf course noise appeared in golf
publications over the last decade? Is it a verboten subject when reviewing a new
golf course? In golf course reviews you will read
paragraph after paragraph about bunker and water hazards, the vistas,
the signature holes, even the pace of play, but nothing (literally nothing)
about golf course noise. Yet from our experience, the data
unearthed by Belkin, Belkin & Fried, and the NGC survey, golf course
noise is not an insignificant problem.
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